Scottish Football. A Bit Of Fun. Post As If Placing An Ad For A Dating Site?

1. . Says

   average short 30 year old blonde/brown/red or black headed can be any colour….lookin for male no taller than 5’5 ..must like sweary music and cheesy late 90s pop music and late night pizza in bed while watchin ncis and csi must like woman who burps farts picks nose and cuts her toenails on couch watchin telly and has a love for dysfunctional families..male must be very rich old with some heart condition and have erectional problems looks are unimportant but bank balance is…
   ill trade my boyfriend in for someone like that…canny even cut my toenails or fart in peace without gettin called a clatty bastard

2. Dr. Terrible’s House of Horrible Says

   Balding creepy old man in his 60′s possibly older likes to sleep in a crypt and tell of terrible tales..seeks soul mate (pardon the joke) for a bit of fun or a bunk up. A big old softie at heart but you wouldn’t like to cross him.

3. Lennon’s Oracle Says

   Jist a big knob ind a erse like a piston lukin fur a dumb boot wi a hole that needs fillin.
   Come oan hen gies a squatch at yer fanny and ah’ll lit ye sook ma boabie.
   Ahm 44 bit ah look aulder, ah dinnae care wit age you ur as long as ah kin blooter yer blurt.

4. Alan T Says

   Morbidly obese 40yo computer geek, currently on the sick (raking it in BTW!), seeks 18yo slim, blonde good looking nymphomaniac for cooking me 3 meals a day, maybe more!

5. ? Says

   tall dark haired
   getting a bit of belly as ive stopping playing footie
   seek girl in glasgow…
   its always a winner

6. Tony Baron Says

   Man 44 from Hong Kong, brother called Paul with stupid mullet 80′s haircut he look like a right d1ck head.

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